The Resurrection of Michael Jackson: what if his death is history’s greatest publicity stunt?

This may be my most cynical blog post ever, not to mention the one most likely to inspire a tidal wave of hate mail roaring my way.  Here goes…

What if Michael Jackson isn’t really dead? What if, in fact, his purported demise is an enormous publicity stunt, and he’ll moonwalk out of his open casket on live television in front of billions of viewers?

There, I said it.  I said it!!! *hides behind a rock.

In truth, I believe the closing years of Michael Jackson’s life was a tragedy as immense as his sheer talent.  Each and everyone one of us who devoured all the news stories about “Wacko Jacko” are responsible, in some small way, for the Hell that so clearly became his existence at the end.

Nevertheless, if he’s faking his death, it would be a feat worthy of the gods!

New haircut, new neweurasia.net site, new Twitter account, new student visa, new editorial direction (?)

I am officially a let-down of a blogger. The last time I posted was May 16?! Ugh. Well, it has been a busy time.  Let’s review…

#1 I’ve gotten a haircut. Or, to be more precise, a trim. Behold:

Before: monastic Jesus.

After: sexy Jesus.